Nasty joke, will you read it?did’nt?

Mother and daughter went in a persian rug store,and asked for the price of one beautiful rug.the owner throw a challenge “if you do not fart while i am having sex with any of you two, the rug is free”.To this the daughter tell her mom “the rug is ours”, so they go the back room.Minutes later the woman come back crying and say “Sorry,mom, i farted”.The mom all mad goes”i have more experience,i’m gonna show him”.and she goes in and prrrrrrtt, she farts.the owner ” come back any day”So the women went home and the daughter cryes to her grandma about their misadventure, granny all freaking mad, because this dude “F” for free her relatives, said ” i am going take revenge, and out she goes to the store, mother and daughter look with admiration the elder as she leavOne hour later, the women can see the granny coming back with the rug on her shoulder, they are so happy and ask “how you win the rug?” and she responds”Win? I shit myself and now i have to wash the rug”.

lol thats so sick that i cant stop laughing

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