Ok…you asked for another lol?

A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs.
Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it.
As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly.
Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her ‘little accident’ and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. “Good day Ma’am, how may we help you today?”
Very uncomfortably she asks, “How much does this rug cost?”
He answers, “Lady if you farted just touching it, you’re gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is.”

Hey did you ever think about to become a stand up comedian

Suprise Spuiker at the Persian Rug Warehouse

FREE PAD 6′ 10 x 9′ 0 Ghoochan PERSIAN ORIENTAL SALE AREA RUG CARPET $946.00

BRAND NEW 2′ 7 x 26′ 3 Runner Meshkabad PERSIAN ORIENTAL SALE AREA RUG CARPET $177.00

Handmade 3′ 5 x 10′ 0 Runner Hamedan PERSIAN ORIENTAL SALE AREA RUG CARPET $183.00

FREE PAD 4′ 2 x 7′ 2 Hamedan PERSIAN ORIENTAL SALE AREA RUG CARPET $268.00

FREE PAD 3′ 5 x 9′ 11 Runner Botemir PERSIAN ORIENTAL SALE AREA RUG CARPET $190.00

FREE PAD 4′ 4 x 10′ 2 Runner Sirjan PERSIAN ORIENTAL SALE AREA RUG CARPET $299.00

Handmade 3′ 4 x 9′ 7 Runner Hossainabad PERSIAN ORIENTAL SALE AREA RUG CARPET $197.00

Handmade 3′ 5 x 9′ 2 Runner Hossainabad PERSIAN ORIENTAL SALE AREA RUG CARPET $192.00

Handmade 3′ 7 x 8′ 7 Runner Hamedan PERSIAN ORIENTAL SALE AREA RUG CARPET $193.00

Handmade 3′ 2 x 9′ 3 Runner Hamedan PERSIAN ORIENTAL SALE AREA RUG CARPET $169.00

BRAND NEW 3′ 1 x 5′ 5 Kashkuli Gabbeh PERSIAN ORIENTAL SALE AREA RUG CARPET $855.00

Brand New 8×5 5×8 Sale Pottery Barn ADELINE BLUE persian floral area rug carpet $239.00

SALE POTTERY BARN JADE PERSIAN AREA RUG 8×10 8 x 10 $499.00

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FREE PAD 9′ 8 x 12′ 9 Kashan PERSIAN ORIENTAL SALE AREA RUG CARPET $998.00