How do I get a Little Black Dress on a Grizzly Bear without staining Grandma’s prized Persian Rug?

First of all, you need to put a diaper on yourself because you know good and well that grizzly bear will scare the crap right out of you.

Next, you need to lure the bear by rubbing flank steak all over yourself. While he’s distracted by licking your meaty goodness, slip the little black dress over his head. Just make sure the hole is big enough to cram his fat head into.

Don’t forget to put some dangly earrings on him, and give him a fancy little purse. You wouldn’t want him to be un-accessorized!!

Cat Run!!! – Persian cat

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